chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)


masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(via frasturbate)


heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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(via volcainist)


rhyse:

delete this

(via joshpeck)


foodografia:

Bucatini all’Amatriciana

foodografia:

Bucatini all’Amatriciana

(via xosweeties)


frasturbate:

unclefather:

when you and your boo break up

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why the fuck is there a worm in your salad girl u need to do some hygiene


foodografia:

Pumpkin and Sausage Risotto

foodografia:

Pumpkin and Sausage Risotto

(via xosweeties)


perks-of-being-chinese:

buy me this dress from american apparel n I’ll be ur bitch

perks-of-being-chinese:

buy me this dress from american apparel n I’ll be ur bitch


weepingdildo:

clestroying:

WHAT THE FUCK

Tumblr boys

weepingdildo:

clestroying:

WHAT THE FUCK

Tumblr boys

(via frasturbate)