THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

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tyleroakley:

mandala-lore:

oldandnewfirm:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

reblogging for the fact that he challenged two world leaders and a world icon and made them also plant a tree

THAT CAMERAWORK THOUGH



profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

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do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane



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you: mm babe suck on my toes
me:
me: my mama said i gotta come home right now immediately

handjobprince:

For the second straight day my mom yells at me for “my awful driving”. Like I was protected by people turning left, I can go I don’t have to sit there and wait until it turns green asshole